Homework
Teacher: I＇m able to read one of the compositions you did for homework, but you wrote the other one very poorly．
Student: Yes, sir——my mother is a much better writer than my father．

家 庭 作 业
老师：我只能读通你的一篇作文，另一篇实在是糟透了。
学生：是的，先生——我妈妈的文采要比我爸爸的好多了。

有趣！