1． we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿

2． how are you ? how old are you?  怎么是你,怎么老是你？

3． you don' t bird me , I don' t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4． you have seed , I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！  你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5． hello everybody ! if you have something to say, then say ! if you have nothing to say , go home !!  有事起奏，无事退朝、6． you me you me . 彼此彼此

6． You Give Me Stop!!  你给我站住！

7． know is know ,noknow is noknow . 知之为知之，不知为不知…

8． WATCH SISTER  表妹

9． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!  龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

10． American Chinese not enough . 美中不足

11． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die  车祸现场描述

12．heart flower angry open  心花怒放

13． go past no mistake past  走过路过，不要错过

14． 小明：I am sorry!
>> 老外：I am sorry too!
>> 小明：I am sorry three!
>> 老外：What are you sorry for?
>> 小明：I am sorry five!

15． If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!  要钱没有，要命一条

16． I call Li old big. toyear 25.  我叫李老大，今年25。

17． you have two down son。你有两下子。

18． as far as you go to die  有多远，死多远！！！！

19． I give you face you don""t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face  给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

呵呵  想起以前看过的一个笑话
有一次英语老师气冲冲的回到办公室  同事问她怎么了  她说 我让学生写作文  其中一个学生写的王子与公主的故事   同事就说   很好啊   英语老师说  可是 那个学生在文章的一开头王子问：“Can you speak English?”公主回答：“Yes,I do.”然后就整篇都变成了中文