Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".

老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".

The Father and His Son
Father: You know, Tom, when Lincoln was your age, he was a very good 　　　              pupil. In fact, he was the best pupil in his class. 　Tom:   Yes, Father. I know that. But when he was your age, he was President 　　　　　　of the United States 　     父亲：汤姆，你要知道，当林肯在你这年龄时，他是一个很好的学生。  事实上，他是班里最好的学生。 　    汤姆：是的，爸爸，我知道，可当他在你这个年龄时，他已是美国总统了。

funny

funny   interesting

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haha.......I like them very much.

Ha....... a clever boy!!!!!!!!!!!!

谢谢哦  funny   Ha....... a clever boy

哈哈！太搞笑啦

i think that's humorous