暴笑预言
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
当一个身体刚完成的时候，所有的器官想要当这身体的老大。
The brain said, I should be Boss because I control the whole bodys responses and functions.
头脑就说；我应该当老大，因为我支配著整个身体的运作，反应跟功能。
The hands said, We should be the Boss because
接著手就说了；我应该当老大因为都是我在做事赚钱。
we do all the work and earn all the money. And so it went on andon with the heart,
所以这样的争执就一直继续著，心脏，肺脏跟眼睛也加入争执，
the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up.
最後屁眼（英译∶白痴）也说话要当老大！
All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss.
所有的器官一同取笑屁眼想当老大，
So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
屁眼一气之下，将自己塞起来，不爽，罢工去了
Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched,
在很短的时间内，眼睛、手脚就开始不听使唤，
the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.
心肺也开始失去功能
Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.
最後，大家还是决议让屁眼当老大，
All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
所以, 当所有的器官都在做事时, 就老大坐著拉屎（英译∶说屁话）
Moral of the story:
这故事告诉你∶
You don’ t need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.
想当老大根本不需要大脑！任何白痴都可以当！  

有点意思。哈哈哈