One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.  

Girl: Father, I have sinned.  

  
Preacher: What did you do, little girl¡  

Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.  

Preacher: Why¡ What did he do to you¡  

Girl: He touched my breast.  

Preacher: You mean like this¡ (The guy did it.)  

Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.  

Preacher: Thats no reason to call him that.  

Girl: But he also took off my cloth.  

Preacher: You mean like this¡ (He did it again.)  

Girl: Yes, thats what he did.  

Preacher: Thats still no reason to call him that.  

Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...  

Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this¡ (And you-know-what)  


Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, thats what he did...  

Preacher: My dear girl, thats still no reason to call him a...  

Girl: But he had AIDS!!  

Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.  

Girl: Father, I have sinned.  

  
Preacher: What did you do, little girl¡  

Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.  

Preacher: Why¡ What did he do to you¡  

Girl: He touched my breast.  

Preacher: You mean like this¡ (The guy did it.)  

Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.  

Preacher: Thats no reason to call him that.  

Girl: But he also took off my cloth.  

Preacher: You mean like this¡ (He did it again.)  

Girl: Yes, thats what he did.  

Preacher: Thats still no reason to call him that.  

Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...  

Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this¡ (And you-know-what)  


Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, thats what he did...  

Preacher: My dear girl, thats still no reason to call him a...  

Girl: But he had AIDS!!  

Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!