question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country?  
问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。  
ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers.  
印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。  
question: how can you say so?  
问：为什么呢？  
ms india: because it works day and night......  
印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。  
(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)  
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)  

question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?  
问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。  
ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton car.  
马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。  
question: how can you say so?  
问：为什么呢？  
ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft.  
马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似honda)其实很软(一撞就变形)。  
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)  
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)  

question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?  
问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。  
ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose).  
新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。  
question: how can you say so?  
问：为什么呢？  
ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.  
新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。  
applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!  
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)  

question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country?  
问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。  
ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.  
中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。  
question: how can you say so?  
问：为什么呢？  
ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........  
中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……  



[ 本帖最后由 DJ3732 于 2007-9-27 22:57 编辑 ]

网上看来的，肯定是编的，我就想请高手看看，英语说的是不是准确呢？

:L :L :L :L